Saturday, May 28, 2011
Look closely...
I got some flak for my "Obama and Bush are strikingly similar" comments a few posts back. I'll pass this link along to show you the thoughts of a professor who I took a class with in Bloomington, but nonetheless I'd encourage you to look at Bush's Medicare Part D, then look at Obamacare, and tell me the difference. This blog post not only seconds that, but it also shows how conspiracy theorists can and will jump all over this crap. Gotta love silly conspiracy theorists... as well as the people the suck in.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Thoughts on Eternity
I've been reading Rob Bell's new book, entitled "Love Wins: A Book About Heaven, Hell, and the Fate of Every Person Who Ever Lived." It's a book which attempts to ask one of the biggest questions of humanity: who goes to heaven, who goes to hell, and why? I'm reading this book because Bell stirred up quite the controversy by basically arguing that everyone goes to heaven, but that heaven can seem like hell to those who don't like the way heaven operates. For those of you who know me, I can't pass up a good controversy, and so I had to delve into Bell's work. But there's a second layer: I love debating, theorizing on, and meditating on eternity. And so, with that in mind, here are some preliminary thoughts on the subject.
"Everyday things change, basically they stay the same." ~ Dave Matthews Band
Just in case you missed the rapture, it happened on May 21st, 2011. Or now I hear it's supposed to be in October. People are always fascinated with the end of times, and this fascination has enabled people to join cults, give their money away, and convince themselves that they know when the end is coming. At the core, Bells book is about explaining what will happen, not when, but it's the same basic concept: where are we going? Think about how much differently you'd live your life if you knew for certain what would happen after you've passed on. If you knew that there was an eternity, and that to get to it you had to do A, B, and C ... well, I'd bet that you change up a few things. If you knew that after this life there was nothing, then you'd probably go in a different direction. You're only human, and when we know something is going to happen we have a tendency to behave very differently than we do when we suspect that something is going to happen.
Case in point: what if I told you that there were going to be police officers looking for people speeding randomly all along the interstate highway you were going to be on. I'd guess you'd probably stick pretty closely to the speed limit, if not a tad bit under it. Conversely, if I told you that there were no police officers at all on the highway you'd probably speed to the limit of your comfort: 15, 20, 30 miles over the speed limit. But when you take to the road you don't really know if there will be officers or not. As such, you typically set the cruise at whatever speed you're willing to risk (for me it's about 5MPH over the speed limit), and you go along your merry way.
Most human's deal with the question of eternity in much the same way. We know what we believe, and we set our cruise at whatever speed we're willing to risk. I don't know a person who lives a totally devote life, and I know many who live far less than a devote life. Myself included. But we all have limits we push, and above which we feel like we are running to much of a risk. It's calculated, and it's not what we are "supposed to do." That's why Bell attempts to answer this greatest of all questions in the way he does. In part.
Another part of this question is the feeling a Christian gets when we think of a really great friend, lover, or family member who is not Christian, but is probably a better person than we are. Are they going to hell? If so, why would we want to go to heaven? Bell's answer brings you comfort, if you believe him, because it says that those people will be there too, simply because God is that great. The atheists, the agnostics, the Muslims, the Jews, the Buddhists ... everyone. This isn't that far from an argument I've articulated through the years: namely, that God is great enough that he can take different routes (faiths, etc) to reach a variety of people. He created us to be individuals, and to find our way to him in our individual ways.
At the end of the day, I'm not sure what comes after death. None of us are. Not even Rob Bell. But we all have our theories. The issue with Bell's book is that he presents opinion as fact. I present my opinion as opinion. He's far more educated than I'll ever be on theological issues, but I think he crossed a line that is tough to step over. The afterlife, and the eternity that does or does not come with it, is a touchy subject. Everyone has a deep seated belief inside of them, and when you challenge those beliefs you are stepping into dangerous territory. That's where Bell strode.
As far as death, I've been thinking about it quite a bit more recently as I've been in a class about dealing with it. I was asked to answer a number of questions about my beliefs and experiences on death, and then I was asked to reflect on it. Here's what I came up with:
"I find death to be the greatest question in life, and as such these questions tend to make me think big picture. I’ve always been a person who finds comfort in the enormity of existence. I think of the universe, expansive as it is, and remind myself that if all life were wiped off the Earth tomorrow it wouldn’t matter in the grand scheme. But I also think of the purpose of mankind, and of the greater goal which I believe we are all striving towards. Carl Sagan once spoke about Earth as a pale blue dot, basing this statement on the most long distance shot of Earth ever taken, by the Voyager spacecraft as it looked back on the solar system for the last time. Sagan mused that all of human history, all the joy, the life, and the death took place on that tiny grain of sand in the infinite abyss that is the universe. Sagan’s point was that we should cherish this life, and be humbled by the scope of existence. Similarly, the husband and wife philosopher team of William and Ariel Durant wrote about the purpose of life in the epilogue to their eleven volume work “The Story of Civilization,” which was aptly entitled “The Lessons of History.” Talking of progress, the duo stated that if religion was removed from the equation, the undeniable purpose of life was to learn as much as you could, building on the knowledge and work of those who came before you, so that the next generation could build on your history to move forward. In answering the self inventories for this class these perspectives came to mind, because death is an uncomfortable subject, even for those who embrace its’ approach."
In the end, none of us know what to expect. That's part of the mystery of life, and it's why we are best served by cherishing each moment and moving through life as if each moment is our last.
"Everyday things change, basically they stay the same." ~ Dave Matthews Band
Just in case you missed the rapture, it happened on May 21st, 2011. Or now I hear it's supposed to be in October. People are always fascinated with the end of times, and this fascination has enabled people to join cults, give their money away, and convince themselves that they know when the end is coming. At the core, Bells book is about explaining what will happen, not when, but it's the same basic concept: where are we going? Think about how much differently you'd live your life if you knew for certain what would happen after you've passed on. If you knew that there was an eternity, and that to get to it you had to do A, B, and C ... well, I'd bet that you change up a few things. If you knew that after this life there was nothing, then you'd probably go in a different direction. You're only human, and when we know something is going to happen we have a tendency to behave very differently than we do when we suspect that something is going to happen.
Case in point: what if I told you that there were going to be police officers looking for people speeding randomly all along the interstate highway you were going to be on. I'd guess you'd probably stick pretty closely to the speed limit, if not a tad bit under it. Conversely, if I told you that there were no police officers at all on the highway you'd probably speed to the limit of your comfort: 15, 20, 30 miles over the speed limit. But when you take to the road you don't really know if there will be officers or not. As such, you typically set the cruise at whatever speed you're willing to risk (for me it's about 5MPH over the speed limit), and you go along your merry way.
Most human's deal with the question of eternity in much the same way. We know what we believe, and we set our cruise at whatever speed we're willing to risk. I don't know a person who lives a totally devote life, and I know many who live far less than a devote life. Myself included. But we all have limits we push, and above which we feel like we are running to much of a risk. It's calculated, and it's not what we are "supposed to do." That's why Bell attempts to answer this greatest of all questions in the way he does. In part.
Another part of this question is the feeling a Christian gets when we think of a really great friend, lover, or family member who is not Christian, but is probably a better person than we are. Are they going to hell? If so, why would we want to go to heaven? Bell's answer brings you comfort, if you believe him, because it says that those people will be there too, simply because God is that great. The atheists, the agnostics, the Muslims, the Jews, the Buddhists ... everyone. This isn't that far from an argument I've articulated through the years: namely, that God is great enough that he can take different routes (faiths, etc) to reach a variety of people. He created us to be individuals, and to find our way to him in our individual ways.
At the end of the day, I'm not sure what comes after death. None of us are. Not even Rob Bell. But we all have our theories. The issue with Bell's book is that he presents opinion as fact. I present my opinion as opinion. He's far more educated than I'll ever be on theological issues, but I think he crossed a line that is tough to step over. The afterlife, and the eternity that does or does not come with it, is a touchy subject. Everyone has a deep seated belief inside of them, and when you challenge those beliefs you are stepping into dangerous territory. That's where Bell strode.
As far as death, I've been thinking about it quite a bit more recently as I've been in a class about dealing with it. I was asked to answer a number of questions about my beliefs and experiences on death, and then I was asked to reflect on it. Here's what I came up with:
"I find death to be the greatest question in life, and as such these questions tend to make me think big picture. I’ve always been a person who finds comfort in the enormity of existence. I think of the universe, expansive as it is, and remind myself that if all life were wiped off the Earth tomorrow it wouldn’t matter in the grand scheme. But I also think of the purpose of mankind, and of the greater goal which I believe we are all striving towards. Carl Sagan once spoke about Earth as a pale blue dot, basing this statement on the most long distance shot of Earth ever taken, by the Voyager spacecraft as it looked back on the solar system for the last time. Sagan mused that all of human history, all the joy, the life, and the death took place on that tiny grain of sand in the infinite abyss that is the universe. Sagan’s point was that we should cherish this life, and be humbled by the scope of existence. Similarly, the husband and wife philosopher team of William and Ariel Durant wrote about the purpose of life in the epilogue to their eleven volume work “The Story of Civilization,” which was aptly entitled “The Lessons of History.” Talking of progress, the duo stated that if religion was removed from the equation, the undeniable purpose of life was to learn as much as you could, building on the knowledge and work of those who came before you, so that the next generation could build on your history to move forward. In answering the self inventories for this class these perspectives came to mind, because death is an uncomfortable subject, even for those who embrace its’ approach."
In the end, none of us know what to expect. That's part of the mystery of life, and it's why we are best served by cherishing each moment and moving through life as if each moment is our last.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
AAAAHHHHH!
Crazy people are coming to Iowa! Look out!
(click on the link to find out more. I'm curious what everyone's thoughts are on this, so feel free to chime in.)
(click on the link to find out more. I'm curious what everyone's thoughts are on this, so feel free to chime in.)
Game Five: The Mini Live Blog
Coming from you at the start of the fourth quarter of game five. Bulls lead 62 to 57.
10:35PM - Coach Thibs says the Bulls have to "play smart without fouling." I'm pretty sure the only way they could do that at this point is by pulling all their players off the court. They called a foul on Noah earlier for sneezing in LeBron's general direction.
10:37PM - If you didn't see the final four minutes of the third quarter, you should go back and watch. The officials were actively trying to throw the game for Miami. 1919 Black Sox style. The flagrant on Boozer was a terrible call, the next foul on Deng should have been a moving screen on Miami, the foul on Noah was awful, and the technical on Gibson was for less than LeBron does after every single play. Even Reggie Miller agrees. This is Lakers - Kings 2002 stuff. Is Tim Donaghy actually officiating this game? I can't believe the officials have ripped the Bulls off four straight games. On the bright side, the Bulls are somehow winning again, all while playing five on eight.
10:40PM - Just talked to a friend on the phone; we are collectively wondering when we're just going to have to stop watching sports. Is the joy of winning worth the pain, frustration, and risk of stroke related death that sit on the other side of the ledger? I used to articulate a pretty convincing argument (for me) about it being worth it, but anymore I don't know. I do know that I'm actually beginning to appreciate the Cubs lowering my expectations to nothing within a week of this season. After living through the Bears, now the Bulls, I don't think I could take the Cubs being relevant this year. My heart needs a break.
10:42PM - Rose brings the ball up, Bulls leading by eight. Kurt Thomas finally playing ... foul on the Heat not called. It's amazing to me that every time LeBron and Wade get bumped it's a foul, but when Rose gets hit it's not. James dropped his shoulder into Kurt Thomas, knocks him over, and Thomas is called for the foul. These officials have been worth about 15 points to Miami thus far, no joke. Somebody needs to have a federal investigation into this. Are we sure that David Stern isn't into the mob for about $5 million? These officials are working really hard to throw this game.
10:45PM - If you're Chicago you've got to go back to the pick and pop with Thomas. It's working. Wade hits a shot to cut the lead to six. Honestly, if the officials were calling this game even somewhat even the Bulls would be up by 25. What happened in the first three games was typical NBA deciding who was going to win by calling the game differently for each team; what is happening in this game is flagrantly illegal. Somewhere, Joe Jackson is nodding in agreement. He's seen a performance like this before.
10:48PM - Deng back in the game with seven minutes to go ... with five fouls, two of which were legitimate. Brewer with a huge shot. I like him quite a bit. LeBron is flopping so frequently that even Vlade Divac would blush. I don't think Reggie even flopped this much. I have to admit that I'm very confused why we have seen so little of Kurt Thomas this series. He's tough, he's smart, and he's thick. Tonight he's playing exceptionally. I've been asking for him since the officiating changed in game two. I'm glad Thibs listened (finally). Still, he's done a good job coaching this year, his rookie year. When the officials turn against you it's essential to have a tough vet who can help hold your team steady. Thomas is the only one on our team.
10:51PM - Bulls back up by ten, and ... Miami literally just tackled Ronnie Brewer, and no foul was called. Wade complains after he misses a wide open layup. No technical for that? This is embarassing for the NBA how one sided these officials are calling this. If congress could investigate steroid use in baseball they sure as hell can investigate this.
10:53PM - Finally a real foul on the Bulls; Rose hacks James but stops him from making the shot. Smart foul. LeBron keeps making his foul shots. He's certainly improved in that regard. 32 free throws made in a row. Even if Chicago holds on to this I can't imagine the league letting them have a prayer in game six. Stern might actually hit Rose in the knee with a crowbar the way this has been going. HUGE THREE by Ronnie Brewer after Rose gets fouled, but doesn't get the call. Hypocrisy, thy name is NBA officials.
10:56PM - While we go to commercial, text time!
- "maybe (the officials) just can't stand the sight of tears" (because, you know, if Miami loses they cry ... their coach told us)
- "This is unbelievable" (after the Noah foul/Gibson technical pu pu platter of calls)
- "The officials are actively trying to throw this game"
- "This is ridiculous. Even Reggie Miller said they have to start calling it on the Heat as well. That technical was complete bull****."
- "I guess bribing the officials is a step up from buying a ring on Ebay."
10:59PM - Brewer is playing great ... and I've got news for you: watch the replay of the Brewer foul on James. He didn't touch him; LeBron acted and got the call. He deserves an academy award. That is now two fouls he's drawn by faking contact. He's Reggie Miller 2.0 in the playing like a girl department. Somewhere, Michael Jordan is nodding.
11:01PM - Ronnie Brewer and Kurt Thomas ... amazing how strong, tough players can help. Wade with a tough shot, and he's warming up. That's not good. Rose back the other way ... and the turnover. Wade hits a layup and gets a foul call on yet another phantom foul. How is that a foul? Every single time Rose does that it isn't a foul. Thank God Wade and James are missing a few free throws now. Bulls are not getting good looks at the hoop, and James hits a three to cut the lead to five. Back to the foul that sent Wade to the line: you can't call that foul. That is how the league threw the NBA finals to Miami back in 2005 (I think) when they beat Dallas. I'm not going to look the year up, but if you do look up the free throw disparities. Actually, screw it, I'll look it up. It was 2006. This year's free throw disparity has been nearly as bad. Just this March Phil Jackson even said the free throw disparity was the league paying Mark Cuban back.
11:06PM - A HUGE PHANTOM FOUL on Rose giving Wade a four point play to cut the lead to three. Amazing job by the officials this game. They have literally given up trying to pretend they are impartial. Bosh just shoved Gibson in the back, which wasn't called, leading to a James three. No foul when Rose drove to the hoop on the previous play either. James and Wade (and probably Bosh) have been getting that call every time since game one. This is criminal.
11:08PM - Well, sports fans, here we are. One minute left, tied game, as the officials have managed to cut a 13 point lead to nothing. Using my Charles Barkley voice, "this officiating is turible." ROSE IS FOULED AND IT'S NOT CALLED. This is a joke. James pushes off on Brewer, no call, and hits the shot. Miami does nothing wrong I guess. Next text!
- "Cuban's going to have to dig deep in his pockets if he wants to buy the refs from Miami."
11:11PM - James shoves Rose to actually get a foul called. I'm so confused by how this game has gone down the stretch. I honestly don't know that there is any game I've ever watched, including L.A. - Portland, L.A. - Sacramento, and Miami - Dallas, has ever been this stupid. Rose misses the free throw. Even we can't save ourselves. Not that it mattered. After watching this game there is one thing for sure: there is no way in hell that the league was going to let Miami lose this series.
11:13PM - My head is literally spinning. This is on par with the way Bears - Colts felt as Lovie showed his incompetence, and Cubs - Marlins when Dusty did the same. The Bulls grab the Heat with 22 seconds left; the officials don't blow the whistle until 16.8 seconds. The literally won't call the foul when we ARE TRYING TO FOUL. We should have just tackled LeBron and taken out his leg. Heat win. Congrats to the officials, and the biggest crook of them all, David Stern.
I was hoping that I was going to be able to avoid having to do this already, but:
"Help us Dirk Nowitski. You're our only hope."
If Miami beats Dallas I think I'm going to give up all professional sports. On the bright side, great job by Chicago for keeping their composure even while they were being screwed out of this series. I guess that David Stern decided they hadn't paid their dues yet, but they kept their cool. Here's to hoping that the NBA locks out their players next year. Congrats Mr. Stern: right after winning me back for the first time since 1998, I'm back out on your crooked product. Needless to say, it's going to be tough to get to sleep tonight.
10:35PM - Coach Thibs says the Bulls have to "play smart without fouling." I'm pretty sure the only way they could do that at this point is by pulling all their players off the court. They called a foul on Noah earlier for sneezing in LeBron's general direction.
10:37PM - If you didn't see the final four minutes of the third quarter, you should go back and watch. The officials were actively trying to throw the game for Miami. 1919 Black Sox style. The flagrant on Boozer was a terrible call, the next foul on Deng should have been a moving screen on Miami, the foul on Noah was awful, and the technical on Gibson was for less than LeBron does after every single play. Even Reggie Miller agrees. This is Lakers - Kings 2002 stuff. Is Tim Donaghy actually officiating this game? I can't believe the officials have ripped the Bulls off four straight games. On the bright side, the Bulls are somehow winning again, all while playing five on eight.
10:40PM - Just talked to a friend on the phone; we are collectively wondering when we're just going to have to stop watching sports. Is the joy of winning worth the pain, frustration, and risk of stroke related death that sit on the other side of the ledger? I used to articulate a pretty convincing argument (for me) about it being worth it, but anymore I don't know. I do know that I'm actually beginning to appreciate the Cubs lowering my expectations to nothing within a week of this season. After living through the Bears, now the Bulls, I don't think I could take the Cubs being relevant this year. My heart needs a break.
10:42PM - Rose brings the ball up, Bulls leading by eight. Kurt Thomas finally playing ... foul on the Heat not called. It's amazing to me that every time LeBron and Wade get bumped it's a foul, but when Rose gets hit it's not. James dropped his shoulder into Kurt Thomas, knocks him over, and Thomas is called for the foul. These officials have been worth about 15 points to Miami thus far, no joke. Somebody needs to have a federal investigation into this. Are we sure that David Stern isn't into the mob for about $5 million? These officials are working really hard to throw this game.
10:45PM - If you're Chicago you've got to go back to the pick and pop with Thomas. It's working. Wade hits a shot to cut the lead to six. Honestly, if the officials were calling this game even somewhat even the Bulls would be up by 25. What happened in the first three games was typical NBA deciding who was going to win by calling the game differently for each team; what is happening in this game is flagrantly illegal. Somewhere, Joe Jackson is nodding in agreement. He's seen a performance like this before.
10:48PM - Deng back in the game with seven minutes to go ... with five fouls, two of which were legitimate. Brewer with a huge shot. I like him quite a bit. LeBron is flopping so frequently that even Vlade Divac would blush. I don't think Reggie even flopped this much. I have to admit that I'm very confused why we have seen so little of Kurt Thomas this series. He's tough, he's smart, and he's thick. Tonight he's playing exceptionally. I've been asking for him since the officiating changed in game two. I'm glad Thibs listened (finally). Still, he's done a good job coaching this year, his rookie year. When the officials turn against you it's essential to have a tough vet who can help hold your team steady. Thomas is the only one on our team.
10:51PM - Bulls back up by ten, and ... Miami literally just tackled Ronnie Brewer, and no foul was called. Wade complains after he misses a wide open layup. No technical for that? This is embarassing for the NBA how one sided these officials are calling this. If congress could investigate steroid use in baseball they sure as hell can investigate this.
10:53PM - Finally a real foul on the Bulls; Rose hacks James but stops him from making the shot. Smart foul. LeBron keeps making his foul shots. He's certainly improved in that regard. 32 free throws made in a row. Even if Chicago holds on to this I can't imagine the league letting them have a prayer in game six. Stern might actually hit Rose in the knee with a crowbar the way this has been going. HUGE THREE by Ronnie Brewer after Rose gets fouled, but doesn't get the call. Hypocrisy, thy name is NBA officials.
10:56PM - While we go to commercial, text time!
- "maybe (the officials) just can't stand the sight of tears" (because, you know, if Miami loses they cry ... their coach told us)
- "This is unbelievable" (after the Noah foul/Gibson technical pu pu platter of calls)
- "The officials are actively trying to throw this game"
- "This is ridiculous. Even Reggie Miller said they have to start calling it on the Heat as well. That technical was complete bull****."
- "I guess bribing the officials is a step up from buying a ring on Ebay."
10:59PM - Brewer is playing great ... and I've got news for you: watch the replay of the Brewer foul on James. He didn't touch him; LeBron acted and got the call. He deserves an academy award. That is now two fouls he's drawn by faking contact. He's Reggie Miller 2.0 in the playing like a girl department. Somewhere, Michael Jordan is nodding.
11:01PM - Ronnie Brewer and Kurt Thomas ... amazing how strong, tough players can help. Wade with a tough shot, and he's warming up. That's not good. Rose back the other way ... and the turnover. Wade hits a layup and gets a foul call on yet another phantom foul. How is that a foul? Every single time Rose does that it isn't a foul. Thank God Wade and James are missing a few free throws now. Bulls are not getting good looks at the hoop, and James hits a three to cut the lead to five. Back to the foul that sent Wade to the line: you can't call that foul. That is how the league threw the NBA finals to Miami back in 2005 (I think) when they beat Dallas. I'm not going to look the year up, but if you do look up the free throw disparities. Actually, screw it, I'll look it up. It was 2006. This year's free throw disparity has been nearly as bad. Just this March Phil Jackson even said the free throw disparity was the league paying Mark Cuban back.
11:06PM - A HUGE PHANTOM FOUL on Rose giving Wade a four point play to cut the lead to three. Amazing job by the officials this game. They have literally given up trying to pretend they are impartial. Bosh just shoved Gibson in the back, which wasn't called, leading to a James three. No foul when Rose drove to the hoop on the previous play either. James and Wade (and probably Bosh) have been getting that call every time since game one. This is criminal.
11:08PM - Well, sports fans, here we are. One minute left, tied game, as the officials have managed to cut a 13 point lead to nothing. Using my Charles Barkley voice, "this officiating is turible." ROSE IS FOULED AND IT'S NOT CALLED. This is a joke. James pushes off on Brewer, no call, and hits the shot. Miami does nothing wrong I guess. Next text!
- "Cuban's going to have to dig deep in his pockets if he wants to buy the refs from Miami."
11:11PM - James shoves Rose to actually get a foul called. I'm so confused by how this game has gone down the stretch. I honestly don't know that there is any game I've ever watched, including L.A. - Portland, L.A. - Sacramento, and Miami - Dallas, has ever been this stupid. Rose misses the free throw. Even we can't save ourselves. Not that it mattered. After watching this game there is one thing for sure: there is no way in hell that the league was going to let Miami lose this series.
11:13PM - My head is literally spinning. This is on par with the way Bears - Colts felt as Lovie showed his incompetence, and Cubs - Marlins when Dusty did the same. The Bulls grab the Heat with 22 seconds left; the officials don't blow the whistle until 16.8 seconds. The literally won't call the foul when we ARE TRYING TO FOUL. We should have just tackled LeBron and taken out his leg. Heat win. Congrats to the officials, and the biggest crook of them all, David Stern.
I was hoping that I was going to be able to avoid having to do this already, but:
"Help us Dirk Nowitski. You're our only hope."
If Miami beats Dallas I think I'm going to give up all professional sports. On the bright side, great job by Chicago for keeping their composure even while they were being screwed out of this series. I guess that David Stern decided they hadn't paid their dues yet, but they kept their cool. Here's to hoping that the NBA locks out their players next year. Congrats Mr. Stern: right after winning me back for the first time since 1998, I'm back out on your crooked product. Needless to say, it's going to be tough to get to sleep tonight.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
2012: An Early Handicapping
"We've been sitting on the fence for far too long..."
Okay, so this is a lyric from the legendary musical "Jesus Christ Superstar," but it also has relevance when connected with my shocking silence on the 2012 presidential race. Do you realize it's only seventeen months before the election? I haven't told you what's going to happen yet! You won't know who to vote for if you want to vote for a winner! Ah!!!!!
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............. don't worry friends. I'm here to help you. In fact, let's break down the candidates, as they stand right now. You can thank me later.
Democrats
Barack Obama (incumbent ... in case you've been in a coma since election night 2008)
The Pros: he's the incumbent, although as Jimmy Carter famously showed us in 1980, that doesn't stop your own party from trying to off you. So the fact that Obama looks strong enough to avoid the ghost of Ted Kennedy trying to usurp him is a good start. Beyond that, the economy appears to be slowly, but steadily improving. We won in Iraq (kind of). We are winning in Afghanistan (I think). We finally put Osama bin Laden in check mate (unless you believe the same people who believe Obama isn't an American citizen ... in which case I can't help you). The biggest advantage our current president has is that he is, well, presidential. That only matters when you look at the field of people who will be challenging him ... but trust me, it will matter in this race. His last poll numbers indicated that 30% of Americans will absolutely vote for him, 38% will absolutely not vote for him, and the rest are up in the air. While it is always true that a good number of these "undecided" folks just like to pretend they are undecided, and in fact already know they will or won't vote for Barack (cut to my father silently nodding), it still is interesting information.
The Cons: Where to start? How about with the fact that his economic policy is virtually identical to Dubya's in every way. Don't believe me? Look at this list:
My head hurts...
Anyway, couple Obama's less than impressive economic policy with a foreign policy that I would argue has been solid, but which will be distorted by the right on the following points:
Republicans
Straight from Politico.com's "Candidate Hub"
Tim Pawlenty - former governor of Minnesota
The Pros: He looks young, which will help him when he is contrasted to el presidente. Just tell John McCain this doesn't matter. Today he was in Washington, DC, at the Cato Institute giving a speech entitled "What Washington can learn from Minnesota." I bet he thinks that Washington can learn paw-lenty from Minnesota. Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, he also "tweeted" that we should remember that the 10th amendment still works, and that he would "block grant" medicaid funds to the states for their dispersal. Interestingly enough, I don't disagree with this statement. As for actual pros beyond his youthful look, he just released a book, which always helps, and he ran the state of Minnesota competently (from what I can tell) for two terms. Still, his big promise was to balance the budget, a task which he will tell you he accomplished
The Cons: ... and I regret to inform you he did not. Well, he did, in the short term. But he left the state $4.4 billion short for the next two years by rearranging things so that he could say he balanced the budget. Man, that changed from a pro to a con quick. He better hope Obama doesn't have anyone on his staff who can type his name into a google search. Also, he better hope Obama decides not to debate him. Because this man is, in the word's of a good Irishman I know, "a dry shite" That said, he's the odds on favorite to take the nomination because the two most likely nominees (Mike Huckabee and Mitch Daniels) decided that they would rather A) keep making half a million dollars from Fox (Huckabee) or B) not get divorced for a second time from the same lady (Daniels). What, too soon for the divorce jokes? Well, maybe if Daniels hadn't been such a train wreck for the state of Indiana I'd reconsider.
Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska (briefly); Bristol's mother (famously); Alaskan Bear Hunter (I think ... Palin's Alaska, right?)
The Pros: As Jon Stewart can tell you, it's been a long few years since Dubya departed. Comedy works best when we have a fearless leader who specializes in unintentional comedy. Dubya did. Obama doesn't. Palin? Oh. My. Gawd. If somehow she decides to declare I will be forced to vote in the primaries this year, just on the wing and a prayer she gets the nomination. Then I will have to TIVO every comedy show every night. Sarah Palin is the very definition of unintentional comedy.
The Cons: Let's see ... train wreck as a VP candidate? Check. Left only term as Governor early for no clear reason, but we think it was to hawk a book and make money at Fox News? Check. Has a reality TV show? Check. Can't name one Supreme Court decision, even though she's a far right conservative who you'd think would be screaming out "ROE V WADE" in her sleep? Check. Let's just say that if Vegas was laying odds, I'd slam the line on "stays at Fox News, a la Huckabee." Although if the Republican primary produces someone semi-liberal, it's possible the "tea party" would beg her to run on their ticket. So we might win either way. Oh, her twitter account? "Tumultuous world gotcha' flummoxed? Divert w/tuning 2 unifying, sweet competition; Dancing w/the Stars TEAM BALLAS competes in finals tonite" That's an exact quote. She writes like she speaks.
- John Huntsman (former Ambassador to China for Obama)
- Ron Paul (last real libertarian left in the country; congressman from Tejas)
- John Bolton (crazy person ... that's his official title, right?)
- Rick Santorum (I got really excited for the 3.7 seconds I thought this was former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez ... the got sad. He's a former senator from Pennsylvania)
- Herman Cain (owner of Godfather's Pizza)
- Buddy Roemer (um... who?)
- Gary Johnson (Willie Nelson dropped his endorsement ... not a good sign)
- Chris Christie (Governor of New Jersey who probably couldn't even carry his own state)
I've lumped this group together because none of them are real candidates. But many of them will be entertaining between now and when they all fall out of the race. Which will be anywhere from next week to the South Carolina Primary. Except for Herman Cain and Ron Paul. I could totally see those two running it out to the very end, then sitting down for pizza and a beer.
Mitt Romney - Former Governor of Massachusetts; 2008 Republican Primary Candidate; Mormon
The Pros: the one candidate in this crowded, underwhelming field who could do what you have to do to win the election: run to the middle and win the independent vote. He has knowledge on business, on health care, and the experience of running a campaign before. He also has really, really awesome hair. Mitch Daniels might have pulled out of the race because he was intimidated by Romney's hair.
The Cons: Um ... he's a Mormon. Which I have absolutely no problem with, but unfortunately for Mitt, the vast majority of Republican Primary voters are hard core evangelical Christians. Which means they do have a problem with it. He's also just a tad bit on the slimy side, and he has the stink of getting dominated last time around by McCain to wear off. Let me paint you a picture: somehow the primary voters get it right, want to give Obama the biggest run for his money possible, and they nominate Mitt. The "Tea Party," up in arms over a "Massachusetts Liberal" who is a "no good Mormon" being the party nominee, convinces Sarah Palin to run for president, with our next "candidate" as her vice presidential nominee ... leading to the following vote break down: Obama 47% - Romney 44% - Palin 8% - Mickey Mouse .0043% - Nader .0000001%
Seem far fetched? It's not. Especially when you get that extra strong dose of crazy to be the VP nominee. America? Are you ready for some....
Michele Bachmann - Congresswoman from Minnesota; succubus; sane compared with anyone
The Pros: There are none. Just google search this nut job and be terrified that anyone would vote her into office. Adolph Hitler would look center left when compared with the "Bach-Man." Not even unintentionally funny; rather, I believe she is intentionally scary. Very scary. But the "Tea Party" followers adore her. Which makes me terrified of them.
The Cons: Again, just google search her. Just don't let your kids. They might never sleep again.
Newt Gingrich - hypocrite extraordinaire; last person to successfully shut down the government
The Pros: He's a household name which means it would be very easy for him to get the vote of the 80% of Americans who don't actually pay attention to who the candidates are. He also helped Clinton (eventually) to balance the budget. And his name is "Newt," which has to count for something, right?
The Cons: Besides his awful performance on Meet the Press last week, there is the fact that he is an intsy bit racist (calling Obama a "food stamp president,"), and the fact that he's a complete hypocrite. You know, pushing for the US government to spend millions upon millions of dollars trying to convict Clinton of, essentially, infidelity, when he was actively cheating on his wife at the same time ... then blaming it on how much he loves his country. Look out world: patriotism leads to adultery. Just ask Newt.
Rudy Giuliani - Former New York Mayor; 2008 front runner who blew his nomination
The Pros: a "liberal" republican who has name recognition due to 9/11. Also, I'm not sure you know this, but the ten year anniversary is coming up. Which has got to help him rebuild his brand. Also, he can't possibly allow himself to be a non-factor for the first month like he did last time, right?
The Cons: anyone who runs as bad of a campaign as he did in 2008 shouldn't be allowed to run again. Not competing until Florida essentially lost him the race before he began running. It was comical.
So friends, there you have it. The list. As I touched on above, only Romney stands a chance against Obama, because he'd be able to compete with him for the independent votes, hold his own in the debates, and has the best track record of all the republican candidates. That said, it's tough to imagine the republican electorate being smart enough to nominate him. Anyone else will get slammed, and even if they pick Romney the Palin/Bachmann "Tea Party" counter isn't far fetched. All things told, then, here are my handicapping for the Republican Nomination, as well as the general election at this time:
Republican Nomination:
- Pawlenty - 30%
- Romney - 20%
- Christie - 5%
- Huntsman - 5%
- Gingrich - 3%
- Guliani - 3%
- Santorum -3%
- Palin - 1.5%
- Paul - 1.25%
- Bachman -.25%
- Other's named above - 1%
- Dark Horse not yet named - 27%
That's right ... only Pawlenty has a better chance than the group that hasn't even decided to run yet. That's how bad this field is. I should also note that I put Christie third, after not even talking about him earlier, based entirely on my mother's prediction. There you go mom. I'll give your insight some validation.
As for the general election, my crystal ball tells me there are three possibilities:
Obama 52% - Pawlenty 46%
Obama 47% - Romney 44% - Tea Party 8%
Obama 54% - Random Republican Scrub 44%
I suppose that a Jeb Bush (the good Bush) or someone of that ilk could change things up. But at this point I've not read, seen, or heard any indication that Obama won't do this year what Clinton did in 1996: wipe the floor with his opponent.
Okay, so this is a lyric from the legendary musical "Jesus Christ Superstar," but it also has relevance when connected with my shocking silence on the 2012 presidential race. Do you realize it's only seventeen months before the election? I haven't told you what's going to happen yet! You won't know who to vote for if you want to vote for a winner! Ah!!!!!
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............. don't worry friends. I'm here to help you. In fact, let's break down the candidates, as they stand right now. You can thank me later.
Democrats
Barack Obama (incumbent ... in case you've been in a coma since election night 2008)
The Pros: he's the incumbent, although as Jimmy Carter famously showed us in 1980, that doesn't stop your own party from trying to off you. So the fact that Obama looks strong enough to avoid the ghost of Ted Kennedy trying to usurp him is a good start. Beyond that, the economy appears to be slowly, but steadily improving. We won in Iraq (kind of). We are winning in Afghanistan (I think). We finally put Osama bin Laden in check mate (unless you believe the same people who believe Obama isn't an American citizen ... in which case I can't help you). The biggest advantage our current president has is that he is, well, presidential. That only matters when you look at the field of people who will be challenging him ... but trust me, it will matter in this race. His last poll numbers indicated that 30% of Americans will absolutely vote for him, 38% will absolutely not vote for him, and the rest are up in the air. While it is always true that a good number of these "undecided" folks just like to pretend they are undecided, and in fact already know they will or won't vote for Barack (cut to my father silently nodding), it still is interesting information.
The Cons: Where to start? How about with the fact that his economic policy is virtually identical to Dubya's in every way. Don't believe me? Look at this list:
- Keep taxes down in a way which helps the rich disproportionally - CHECK
- Bail out any and every corrupt or poorly run business which is going under - CHECK
- Pass massive healthcare legislation without cutting elsewhere (Bush's prescription drug benefit, Obama's Obamacare, which would have been better if it was actually Obamacare and not so much the Pelosicare that it turned out to be) - BIG **** CHECK
- Look the other way while our national debt skyrockets - CHECK
- Ignore the fact that our welfare system is broken - CHECK
My head hurts...
Anyway, couple Obama's less than impressive economic policy with a foreign policy that I would argue has been solid, but which will be distorted by the right on the following points:
- Not releasing Bin Laden's photo
- Not handling Iraq, Iran, Libya, Afghanistan, and the rest of the Middle East right
- Israeli lobby. Need I say more?
- Europe's deterioration as an ally
- The border (just wait; it'll be an issue again)
- The Russians
- The Chinese
- Damn near everybody short of the Canadians and Australians
Republicans
Straight from Politico.com's "Candidate Hub"
Tim Pawlenty - former governor of Minnesota
The Pros: He looks young, which will help him when he is contrasted to el presidente. Just tell John McCain this doesn't matter. Today he was in Washington, DC, at the Cato Institute giving a speech entitled "What Washington can learn from Minnesota." I bet he thinks that Washington can learn paw-lenty from Minnesota. Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, he also "tweeted" that we should remember that the 10th amendment still works, and that he would "block grant" medicaid funds to the states for their dispersal. Interestingly enough, I don't disagree with this statement. As for actual pros beyond his youthful look, he just released a book, which always helps, and he ran the state of Minnesota competently (from what I can tell) for two terms. Still, his big promise was to balance the budget, a task which he will tell you he accomplished
The Cons: ... and I regret to inform you he did not. Well, he did, in the short term. But he left the state $4.4 billion short for the next two years by rearranging things so that he could say he balanced the budget. Man, that changed from a pro to a con quick. He better hope Obama doesn't have anyone on his staff who can type his name into a google search. Also, he better hope Obama decides not to debate him. Because this man is, in the word's of a good Irishman I know, "a dry shite" That said, he's the odds on favorite to take the nomination because the two most likely nominees (Mike Huckabee and Mitch Daniels) decided that they would rather A) keep making half a million dollars from Fox (Huckabee) or B) not get divorced for a second time from the same lady (Daniels). What, too soon for the divorce jokes? Well, maybe if Daniels hadn't been such a train wreck for the state of Indiana I'd reconsider.
Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska (briefly); Bristol's mother (famously); Alaskan Bear Hunter (I think ... Palin's Alaska, right?)
The Pros: As Jon Stewart can tell you, it's been a long few years since Dubya departed. Comedy works best when we have a fearless leader who specializes in unintentional comedy. Dubya did. Obama doesn't. Palin? Oh. My. Gawd. If somehow she decides to declare I will be forced to vote in the primaries this year, just on the wing and a prayer she gets the nomination. Then I will have to TIVO every comedy show every night. Sarah Palin is the very definition of unintentional comedy.
The Cons: Let's see ... train wreck as a VP candidate? Check. Left only term as Governor early for no clear reason, but we think it was to hawk a book and make money at Fox News? Check. Has a reality TV show? Check. Can't name one Supreme Court decision, even though she's a far right conservative who you'd think would be screaming out "ROE V WADE" in her sleep? Check. Let's just say that if Vegas was laying odds, I'd slam the line on "stays at Fox News, a la Huckabee." Although if the Republican primary produces someone semi-liberal, it's possible the "tea party" would beg her to run on their ticket. So we might win either way. Oh, her twitter account? "Tumultuous world gotcha' flummoxed? Divert w/tuning 2 unifying, sweet competition; Dancing w/the Stars TEAM BALLAS competes in finals tonite" That's an exact quote. She writes like she speaks.
- John Huntsman (former Ambassador to China for Obama)
- Ron Paul (last real libertarian left in the country; congressman from Tejas)
- John Bolton (crazy person ... that's his official title, right?)
- Rick Santorum (I got really excited for the 3.7 seconds I thought this was former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez ... the got sad. He's a former senator from Pennsylvania)
- Herman Cain (owner of Godfather's Pizza)
- Buddy Roemer (um... who?)
- Gary Johnson (Willie Nelson dropped his endorsement ... not a good sign)
- Chris Christie (Governor of New Jersey who probably couldn't even carry his own state)
I've lumped this group together because none of them are real candidates. But many of them will be entertaining between now and when they all fall out of the race. Which will be anywhere from next week to the South Carolina Primary. Except for Herman Cain and Ron Paul. I could totally see those two running it out to the very end, then sitting down for pizza and a beer.
Mitt Romney - Former Governor of Massachusetts; 2008 Republican Primary Candidate; Mormon
The Pros: the one candidate in this crowded, underwhelming field who could do what you have to do to win the election: run to the middle and win the independent vote. He has knowledge on business, on health care, and the experience of running a campaign before. He also has really, really awesome hair. Mitch Daniels might have pulled out of the race because he was intimidated by Romney's hair.
The Cons: Um ... he's a Mormon. Which I have absolutely no problem with, but unfortunately for Mitt, the vast majority of Republican Primary voters are hard core evangelical Christians. Which means they do have a problem with it. He's also just a tad bit on the slimy side, and he has the stink of getting dominated last time around by McCain to wear off. Let me paint you a picture: somehow the primary voters get it right, want to give Obama the biggest run for his money possible, and they nominate Mitt. The "Tea Party," up in arms over a "Massachusetts Liberal" who is a "no good Mormon" being the party nominee, convinces Sarah Palin to run for president, with our next "candidate" as her vice presidential nominee ... leading to the following vote break down: Obama 47% - Romney 44% - Palin 8% - Mickey Mouse .0043% - Nader .0000001%
Seem far fetched? It's not. Especially when you get that extra strong dose of crazy to be the VP nominee. America? Are you ready for some....
Michele Bachmann - Congresswoman from Minnesota; succubus; sane compared with anyone
The Pros: There are none. Just google search this nut job and be terrified that anyone would vote her into office. Adolph Hitler would look center left when compared with the "Bach-Man." Not even unintentionally funny; rather, I believe she is intentionally scary. Very scary. But the "Tea Party" followers adore her. Which makes me terrified of them.
The Cons: Again, just google search her. Just don't let your kids. They might never sleep again.
Newt Gingrich - hypocrite extraordinaire; last person to successfully shut down the government
The Pros: He's a household name which means it would be very easy for him to get the vote of the 80% of Americans who don't actually pay attention to who the candidates are. He also helped Clinton (eventually) to balance the budget. And his name is "Newt," which has to count for something, right?
The Cons: Besides his awful performance on Meet the Press last week, there is the fact that he is an intsy bit racist (calling Obama a "food stamp president,"), and the fact that he's a complete hypocrite. You know, pushing for the US government to spend millions upon millions of dollars trying to convict Clinton of, essentially, infidelity, when he was actively cheating on his wife at the same time ... then blaming it on how much he loves his country. Look out world: patriotism leads to adultery. Just ask Newt.
Rudy Giuliani - Former New York Mayor; 2008 front runner who blew his nomination
The Pros: a "liberal" republican who has name recognition due to 9/11. Also, I'm not sure you know this, but the ten year anniversary is coming up. Which has got to help him rebuild his brand. Also, he can't possibly allow himself to be a non-factor for the first month like he did last time, right?
The Cons: anyone who runs as bad of a campaign as he did in 2008 shouldn't be allowed to run again. Not competing until Florida essentially lost him the race before he began running. It was comical.
So friends, there you have it. The list. As I touched on above, only Romney stands a chance against Obama, because he'd be able to compete with him for the independent votes, hold his own in the debates, and has the best track record of all the republican candidates. That said, it's tough to imagine the republican electorate being smart enough to nominate him. Anyone else will get slammed, and even if they pick Romney the Palin/Bachmann "Tea Party" counter isn't far fetched. All things told, then, here are my handicapping for the Republican Nomination, as well as the general election at this time:
Republican Nomination:
- Pawlenty - 30%
- Romney - 20%
- Christie - 5%
- Huntsman - 5%
- Gingrich - 3%
- Guliani - 3%
- Santorum -3%
- Palin - 1.5%
- Paul - 1.25%
- Bachman -.25%
- Other's named above - 1%
- Dark Horse not yet named - 27%
That's right ... only Pawlenty has a better chance than the group that hasn't even decided to run yet. That's how bad this field is. I should also note that I put Christie third, after not even talking about him earlier, based entirely on my mother's prediction. There you go mom. I'll give your insight some validation.
As for the general election, my crystal ball tells me there are three possibilities:
Obama 52% - Pawlenty 46%
Obama 47% - Romney 44% - Tea Party 8%
Obama 54% - Random Republican Scrub 44%
I suppose that a Jeb Bush (the good Bush) or someone of that ilk could change things up. But at this point I've not read, seen, or heard any indication that Obama won't do this year what Clinton did in 1996: wipe the floor with his opponent.
Bulls - Heat: Why Ratings Matter
If you've watched the first four games of the Chicago Bulls - Miami Heat series, you've undoubtedly been struck with a number of thoughts. Here are some of mine:
1. I can't believe I jinxed my team again by doing another live blog.
2. I can't believe that the Miami Heat are going to be added to a list of champions I hate that has, since 2004, been updated to include the Chicago White Sox, St. Louis Cardinals, Indianapolis Colts, and Green Bay Packers (among a number of other unfortunate sports related occurrences).
3. Boy Miami is being allowed to play ultra physical with the Bulls (seen in their joy in going for blocks without fear of being called for the foul)
4. Boy Chicago sure is playing scared of physical play ... and when they do try to play physical, it's always a foul (or, as seen in last night's bogus flagrant one on Carlos Boozer, worse).
5. Does our coaching staff know how to draw up an offensive play?
As last night's game progressed I had a number of texts, emails, and calls pour in. I'll treat you to some of the best:
"God Chicago really doesn't like to build up big leads, huh?"
"Even I can see that the officials are favoring Miami, and I don't even follow the NBA"
"Chicago is playing scared, but I can't blame them. They aren't getting any calls going there way. It's crippled them."
"Miami must have ****** ******** every ref" (inappropriate for print, sent after a number of calls went Miami's way)
... "well, I guess not that ref" (after one call goes Chicago's way)
"Chicago should offer to pay all of Kurt Thomas' fines, then put him in the game"
"David Stern has a vested interest in having Miami in the finals. They will draw ratings. They will be the bad guys. There was never any way he was going to let them lose this series."
"LeBron took four steps before he hit that shot over Deng, and he shoved off. No call. That's how the Bulls die." (after LeBron's game-icing shot in overtime ... by the way, he did take four steps. It's so bad that the NBA didn't even put it in it's online highlights.)
So that group of comments, from a variety of people, will give you an idea of what people's thoughts are. After the Bulls won game one I told my dad to expect the officiating to swing heavily in Miami's favor, and he, of course, told me I was crazy. I was right, but in no way did I expect the officiating to swing this way for three consecutive games. It's insane to me to watch how much influence the league is allowing its officials to assert in these games. The NBA, above all other types of professional sports, actively involves itself with its product. From Patrick Ewing to the Knicks, to LeBron to Cleveland, to Cleveland getting the "make up" number one pick this year, it happens all the time.
The league also will intentionally change it's officiating expectations from game to game, trying to coax six or seven games out of a series that would otherwise be four or five games. It has always done this, and it does tend to add to the excitement. The league was better with Ewing in New York, and LeBron in Cleveland, and if two of the top four picks in this year's draft can help propel Cleveland back into semi-contention so they can compete against the Miami Heat ... well, then, all the better. But we've also seen (think Lakers over Kings) the league step in and consciously give all the breaks to the team that would draw the better ratings. This year that team is Miami. It's "not the Bulls turn." It's time for King James to ascend to his throne, because then the league is more interesting.
None of this is meant to excuse what has been poor play by Chicago thus far. They should have pushed the issue of the physicality much earlier, and much more prevalently. Kurt Thomas should have been put in, and LeBron and Wade should have been knocked down. Nothing dirty, nothing on the Bad Boys level, but just enough to let them know "this is our lane: you're not coming in here." The final play of regulation last night should have been set up this way: Rose up top, pick and roll from Boozer going right, Korver in the corner as the third option. Instead it ran this way: 6' tall Derrick Rose isolates and tries to shoot over 6'9" LeBron James. The ensuing air-ball was as predictable as the play call was terrible. The point is this: the Bulls were playing 8 on 5 all night and still nearly won.
Imagine what they might have done if the officiating hadn't preordained a Miami victory.
1. I can't believe I jinxed my team again by doing another live blog.
2. I can't believe that the Miami Heat are going to be added to a list of champions I hate that has, since 2004, been updated to include the Chicago White Sox, St. Louis Cardinals, Indianapolis Colts, and Green Bay Packers (among a number of other unfortunate sports related occurrences).
3. Boy Miami is being allowed to play ultra physical with the Bulls (seen in their joy in going for blocks without fear of being called for the foul)
4. Boy Chicago sure is playing scared of physical play ... and when they do try to play physical, it's always a foul (or, as seen in last night's bogus flagrant one on Carlos Boozer, worse).
5. Does our coaching staff know how to draw up an offensive play?
As last night's game progressed I had a number of texts, emails, and calls pour in. I'll treat you to some of the best:
"God Chicago really doesn't like to build up big leads, huh?"
"Even I can see that the officials are favoring Miami, and I don't even follow the NBA"
"Chicago is playing scared, but I can't blame them. They aren't getting any calls going there way. It's crippled them."
"Miami must have ****** ******** every ref" (inappropriate for print, sent after a number of calls went Miami's way)
... "well, I guess not that ref" (after one call goes Chicago's way)
"Chicago should offer to pay all of Kurt Thomas' fines, then put him in the game"
"David Stern has a vested interest in having Miami in the finals. They will draw ratings. They will be the bad guys. There was never any way he was going to let them lose this series."
"LeBron took four steps before he hit that shot over Deng, and he shoved off. No call. That's how the Bulls die." (after LeBron's game-icing shot in overtime ... by the way, he did take four steps. It's so bad that the NBA didn't even put it in it's online highlights.)
So that group of comments, from a variety of people, will give you an idea of what people's thoughts are. After the Bulls won game one I told my dad to expect the officiating to swing heavily in Miami's favor, and he, of course, told me I was crazy. I was right, but in no way did I expect the officiating to swing this way for three consecutive games. It's insane to me to watch how much influence the league is allowing its officials to assert in these games. The NBA, above all other types of professional sports, actively involves itself with its product. From Patrick Ewing to the Knicks, to LeBron to Cleveland, to Cleveland getting the "make up" number one pick this year, it happens all the time.
The league also will intentionally change it's officiating expectations from game to game, trying to coax six or seven games out of a series that would otherwise be four or five games. It has always done this, and it does tend to add to the excitement. The league was better with Ewing in New York, and LeBron in Cleveland, and if two of the top four picks in this year's draft can help propel Cleveland back into semi-contention so they can compete against the Miami Heat ... well, then, all the better. But we've also seen (think Lakers over Kings) the league step in and consciously give all the breaks to the team that would draw the better ratings. This year that team is Miami. It's "not the Bulls turn." It's time for King James to ascend to his throne, because then the league is more interesting.
None of this is meant to excuse what has been poor play by Chicago thus far. They should have pushed the issue of the physicality much earlier, and much more prevalently. Kurt Thomas should have been put in, and LeBron and Wade should have been knocked down. Nothing dirty, nothing on the Bad Boys level, but just enough to let them know "this is our lane: you're not coming in here." The final play of regulation last night should have been set up this way: Rose up top, pick and roll from Boozer going right, Korver in the corner as the third option. Instead it ran this way: 6' tall Derrick Rose isolates and tries to shoot over 6'9" LeBron James. The ensuing air-ball was as predictable as the play call was terrible. The point is this: the Bulls were playing 8 on 5 all night and still nearly won.
Imagine what they might have done if the officiating hadn't preordained a Miami victory.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Game One: A Live Blog
"... Good God, that's Mike D's music!"
What better occasion to draw me out of silence and into blogging than the first Conference Finals game involving my beloved Chicago Bulls since Michael Jordan dispersed of Reggie Miller in 1998? I feel like I should be honoring everything 1990s right now, so I come to you live, from my house, with a Mountain Dew and Doritos in hand ... and a Michael Jordan Jersey on my back. And, since today is my lone off day before I ship off to Boston at the end of the week, I'll celebrate this pivotal game (is it possible for game one to be pivotal?) with a running blog of my observations. You can thank me later.
7:50 PM - Ernie, Chuck and Kenny are breaking down the Zombie Sonics' victory over Memphis earlier in the day. I went looking for my Supersonics hat earlier today and could not find it. It's likely that I'll have to excavate my old room at my parents house to find it, but I feel like I should at least locate it, although I don't know that I can root for the Zombies over the Mavs. I'm torn here: on the one hand, I loudly proclaimed before last year that Kevin Durant would be the best player of the generation (ahead of LeBron), and I would love to see him attain that title. Additionally, I proclaimed this year (after LeBron decided that he was created to be Riker to Wade's Jean-Luc) that Miami would not be the next powerhouse, but that OKC would take that mantel. So, out of a desire to see both those predictions validated, an OKC western conference title would make me feel good. Still ... it's the Mavericks. I have a Kidd jersey. I have a Mavs hat and Mashburn shirt (courtesy of my Uncle, years ago). And they have Dirk, who is fun to watch, and Cuban, who I wish would have bought the Cubs. I guess on the bright side, I can't really lose no matter who wins the Western Conference Finals. I can't say the same about the East...
7:54 PM - What a final four in the NBA! You have the villains (LeBron, Wade and Bosh ... and if you've forgotten why they are the villains, watch this again to see an intro that would make Vince McMahon blush), aiming to prove that teamwork, balance, and testicular fortitude are no longer precursors to winning in the NBA. You have the veteran team showing unexpected spunk, and playing for keeps (Dallas shocking the Lakers and ending Phil's reign). You have the young team we expected to make the jump (the Oklahoma City Zombies, who proved last year they were ready for the jump in their tough round one loss to Los Angeles). And then you have the young team nobody expected to make the jump this quick, my beloved Bulls. As this year kept on going and I became more and more impressed with the way they played as a team, and with the way which Derrick Rose carried himself. He is a deserving MVP, but we now have the rare situation where the four best players in the league are arguably on the four remaining teams. Exciting times indeed.
8:01 PM - Just had an interview with Joakim Noah, the penultimate "guy you love when he's on your team, but want to punch when he's not on your team." Trust me, when he played at Florida I wanted to punch him, and it wasn't as if I was totally against him. But now that he plays for my team, I love him. He's like Rodman, only sane and not into cross-dressing.
8:03PM - Anyway, back to my previous comment regarding the four best players in the league remaining, I'd break my MVP vote down this way for this season:
8:08 PM - Great job getting the ball inside to Noah, who finishes with a baby hook. Miami comes back with a deep three by Bibby ... not the shot they want, but the shot we want. Bulls weathered the first storm, let's see how Miami does in the halfcourt set.
8:10PM - Bosh draws the foul and makes the shot. Bruce always taught us: if you're going to foul, make damn sure they don't make shot as well. Noah should keep that in mind. Miami 9, Chicago 7.
8:13PM - Carlos Boozer may very well be the x-factor in this series. If he plays like an all-star the Bulls can win, but if he plays like he did for much of the first two rounds the Bulls won't stand a chance. They go to him early tonight, and we'll see how he responds. Mr. Rose has another turnover, and I start to get antsy. Terrible call giving LeBron continuation when he was fouled three steps earlier. Glad to see the officials still don't know how to call a game. Oh, by the way, that was off of yet another Rose turnover.
8:15PM - Boozer scores off a nice pass. He had to use high glass, but didn't get blocked. Baby steps. Wade responds by drawing a foul on Bogans. The Bulls might end up regretting going with the Bogans, Brewer, Korver poo-poo platter instead of making the move for Ray Allen during free agency or O.J. Mayo before the trade deadline. Heat by four. Brewer in.
8:17PM - Awful shot by Deng ... he's been quiet so far, and he can't be. We have our first time out with the Heat up four. It's actually a minor miracle we are only down four when we've turned the ball over half a dozen times already. Thibs better get on the boys during this stoppage of play. We are playing their game, not ours.
8:18PM - My father told me he thought tonight's winner would be the team to take the series. I told him that I felt Miami would win the series, based entirely on me being pessimistic and not having had anything good happen for one of my teams since 1998. Also known as A.J. (after Jordan). We return to play with Craig Sager sporting yet another hideous coat, and with Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" playing in the United Center. Bosh hits a set shot, and Miami increases its' lead. Noah misses on the other side, then picks LeBron's pocket, then Miami stops the Bulls, then scores.
8:21PM - The Bulls are down eight, and are playing super sloppy. Miami is +6 on rebounds right now, but Noah gets an offensive board and kicks it to Deng who hits his shot. Noah goes to the line after drawing a foul on James. As a side note, somewhere along the line I went from loathing Marv Albert to not minding him at all. It's also comforting to have Steve Kerr calling the game ... it's like having a secret agent. Maybe we can get him to come out of retirement to hit a shot since the rest of our team doesn't appear interested in hitting any. Timeout, Miami.
8:24PM - Smitty has returned to the man-cave, and sticking with our 90s motif he has busted out his own Mt. Dew. Indiana weather, as usual, sucks. Rainy and cold all day. It's not like it's mid-May or anything. Miami comes out of a timeout with a shot by Bibby, who hits another shot. When did Bibby's corpse begin playing basketball again? Rose responds, the Wade responds. Kerr tells us that Miami has gone small, playing LeBron at the 4. The Bulls put Taj Gibson in for Boozer.
8:28PM - LeBron picks up foul two, complains to the ref, then gets pulled from the game. Erik Spoelstra has a classic "punch me" face ... Smitty points out he also always looks confused. Steve Kerr "Erik Spoelstra has really shown his hand early." Kerr is pointing this out in regards to him going small. Meanwhile, Wade blatantly double dribbles, which of course the referees don't call. The one thing that always makes me hesitant to care about the NBA is the corrupt nature of the officiating. If you make it through one game without the feeling that the refs are trying to throw it one way or another it's a miracle. Honestly, it is beyond me how they can be this bad, and still be considered professionals.
8:34PM - Michael Jordan + Hitler Mustache = successful commercial (in the minds of some Haynes executive). I'm still fascinated with how this went down. Did Jordan show up with a Hitler 'stache unknowingly? Did he lose a bet and have to do it? Did he do it intentionally to see if someone would stop him? I feel like I'm missing out by not knowing.
8:36PM - Watson to Gibson for two, and the Bulls are down one. Bulls go to the reserves, with all starters except for Deng out. A coach Thibs staple. Watson next leaves a runner short. Ugh. HUGE DUNK by Taj Gibson, drawing a foul on Wade. Remember: Taj Gibson is a rich-man's Carlos Boozer. I honestly think he's better than Boozer. What's scary is there aren't many people who want to argue the point.
8:39PM - When Wade pump fakes you have to stay home... Gibson didn't stay home. Wade goes to the line and give Miami the lead back. I've got to say, I'm a big fan of letting the reserves get a rhythm, and it'll be interesting to see how long Thibs can let the reserves go. Gibson another nice bucket off a nice pass from Deng. Korver comes in for Deng now, and now we have all backups in. This is high risk.
8:42PM - Omar Asik scores inside and draws the foul. I like him by the way. TV timeout. The fact that the Bulls withstood the early storm, their own turnovers, and begin out rebounded early and are now tied with Miami bodes well for this game.
8:44PM - Bulls have their first lead at 30 - 29. LeBron has checked back in, and Wade has checked out. Yet another Bulls turnover. On the bright side the Bulls bench has 12 points already. Miami gets away with an offensive goal tending. Korver misses off a screen, and then the Bulls turn it over again. Boozer and Rose come back in with 7:12 left in the second. Miami has six on the court, but doesn't get the technical. What the hell?
8:49PM - Miami up four, following a defensive 3 second call on the Bulss. Kerr with a good explanation of the rule. Kerr also agrees with me that Heat should have had a technical for the 6 on the court. The officials literally just gave Miami points. Big 3 from the corner for Deng. Bulls are not boxing out well; another second chance 2 for Bosh. Timeout with five minutes left.
8:52PM - Bulls open up with another turnover. I don't know how many we have, but it's got to be close to ten already. Big put back by Boozer after a Noah miss. So far we've seen Chicago play decent defense, but we are getting drawn off on pump fakes a stupid amount of times. LeBron goes to the line again. The crowd in Chicago is quite lively ... making me proud. Rose hits a jumper ... terrible foul call on Korver. LeBron pushes off and it's a foul on Korver?
8:57PM - Deng is playing great right now, and the Bulls tie it on a Noah put back. Deng will need to be Pippen to Rose's Jordan if the Bulls are going to win this series. Carrying that analogy to its' end, we have the following:
9:04PM - HUGE turnover by Noah. The Bulls are making Bosh look like he's worth the money. That's the first time that has happened this year. The Noah turnover ended up being a six point swing. That's awful. Rose only shooting jumpers has led to him getting only two free throw attempts today. He's going to need to get to the line much more than that. Three fouls on Bosh is promising, but LeBron "shockingly" has been allowed to play every bit as physical without getting his third foul. Deng hits two free throws. Miami calls a timeout with 18.1 seconds left in the half to draw up the last shot.
9:08PM - James hits a shot with five seconds left, and the bulls get a chance to respond, but Rose barely has a handle on it. Tied at the half. Lovely. This halftime break will be sponsored by the Subway on my corner, which I will now walk to and get a footlong spicy Italian. Subway. Eat Fresh.
9:35PM - And ... we're back. With a stomach full of Subway. Noah pads his stats with a rebound and put back. Bulls lead by one after four minutes have passed in the third. I can't believe that we've allowed Bosh to score 21 tonight. Weak defensive performance inside. James hits an MJ-like fade away. Kareem's sky-hook, MJ's fade, Hakeem's dream shake ... the most difficult to defend shots of my lifetime.
9:40PM - Marv, Kerr and Miller are having a long discussion about LeBron and Wade signing with Chicago this summer and how "close" it was. Meanwhile, Keith Bogans hits a corner three, putting the Bulls up five. Rose takes a hard fall after missing a fast break layup. Noah ran the fast break by the way. Like he dribbled it up. Impressive. Rose hits both his free throws.
9:42PM - Time out by Miami. Erik Spolestra would like you to know Miami's players care about this game. They are all crying in the huddle right now. Crying ok? That's how much this means to them. In other news, I have a major issue with Hyundai "guaranteeing" a set resale price for their cars. Since when is fixing prices a part of a capitalist society?
9:45PM - I think WGU Indiana, an online "college," is actually "Mitch Daniels University." Which means you will be taught in the fine arts of "outsourcing highway management so that the roads are not maintained and the state does not experience the profit you promise," "cutting all critical social services below the federal reimbursement level, then skim that difference off the top," and "see how much profit you can turn for the state while screwing over everyone else." In other news, a Mitch Daniels nomination for president would have Obama tap dancing with joy.
9:48PM - The Bulls have quietly extended their lead to nine, while the officials decide that it has been too much of a good thing for the Bulls, so they call a foul on Deng which replays clearly show was not a foul. Keith Bogans then shoots, and misses again. Deng makes it up by forcing the ball off LeBron's foot. No foul there Tim Donaghy?
9:50PM - Why is Keith Bogans shooting so much? Three possessions out of five have been Bogans misses. Great defense on James by Gibson, then Rose and Wade exchange baskets. Bulls by six.
9:53PM - Deng with a big three, then more tough D on James, while Wade also gets shut down. This current group (Brewer, Deng, Rose, Noah, Gibson) is very long, and contests shots well. I like it. A lot. Miami has 7.3 seconds left in the quarter, and Wade goes to the bench.
9:56PM - I hate the Sager interviews at the start of the quarters. You miss the first play every time. Couldn't we do them audio only? Thibs needs to get Rose a break here early in the fourth. Asik is in for Noah.
10:00PM - Two big plays in a row by Asik just challenging the shots. And then he dunks it and draws the foul. LeBron answers with a 3. Watson in for Rose. This is a big sequence, and Deng follows his shot. The Bulls are doing great on the offensive glass, this half in particular. It's heartening to see that they have reestablished themselves there. Big steal by Brewer who will get two shots plus the ball.
10:03PM - The Bulls are now up 12, and they have pulled it back up again with the bench players out on the court. Wade, Bosh and James are back in for Miami. Brewer dunks it; Bulls up 14, and Miami calls a quick time out. This has been the Bulls M.O. all year: the bench gets it done. If they can finish this out over the last nine minutes this would be an unbelievably huge first game. Right now the Bulls look like they are on a different plane. They have the look of a team that loves playing together and doesn't care who gets it done, just that it gets done. Miami, conversely, looks quite disheveled.
10:06PM - Spolestra "if you are real about winning this game." Not good if the coach doesn't know if his team is real about winning a game. Somehow the Bulls keep getting 7'1" Omar Asik switched onto James, and he keeps James in front. big three by Watson. Bosh responds with an "and one."
10:10PM - Rose and Noah back in ... Deng gets a three to roll in. It's nice when the ball bounces your way. James kicks to Chalmers to respond for 3. Smitty observes "if they (Chicago) can grind teams down like this they are going to win." It's a good observation, because this game has gone that way. The first half Chicago didn't play great, but held close. Their bench closed the gap to allow them to keep the game close, and then pull ahead. Boozer back in, Bulls by 14 with 6:30 left.
10:11PM - following a turnover by Boozer Miami cuts the lead to 12. Rose responds on cue. Bosh is fouled inside, and there is a TV timeout.
10:14PM - We return to the game with the score Chicago 90 - Miami 76. There is 5:35 left in the quarter, with Bosh at the line. The Bulls are 9 of 19 from 3. That won't hold through the entire series, but Rose won't be this ineffective at getting to the line either, so it should balance out. Bosh makes both free throws. James just complained and got a call changed from a foul on him to a foul on Chalmers. Cute.
10:18PM - Boozer has 14 points and 9 rebounds. We'd take that every game. Gibson will check in for defensive purposes, but Boozer has had a solid game thus far. Bosh is at the line again, and he cuts the Bulls lead to 12.
10:20PM - Korver knocks down a timely three to extend the lead to fifteen. It's great to see him hit a shot; that will be important as the series progresses. Wade responds by tossing the ball to Deng. The fans get loud; they can feel it. D-Rose to the hoop. Bulls by 17.
10:22PM - Trailer for the new Cameron Diaz movie has the following dialogue:
"LeBron will never be Jordan, call me when he has six titles"
"Is that your only argument?"
"IT'S THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED!!!"
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Amen
10:24PM - Under four minutes now, and Noah is showing some fire. Miami is running a slow offense, conceding the game. Udonis Haslem is in to get some garbage minutes. 21 for Deng, with great defense, passing and rebounding. Pippen-esqe if you ask me. Time to pull the starters; Bulls up 19 with 2:14 left. Thibs begins pulling on cue. Rose is out; all the starters follow.
10:30PM - The crowd is chanting "over-rated" at Miami. Even Ronnie Brewer is knocking down jumpers. The Bulls have gone on a 44-22 run to end this game. Emphatic dunk by the Rich Man's Carlos Boozer: Taj Gibson. Emphatic win by the Bulls. Even Reggie Miller says "I have been to the mountain top." One down. Three more to go. Class on Wednesday will hold me back a bit, but I think I'll be able to see it. The Mad House on Madison is back baby. I'm smiling about as much as you can.
What better occasion to draw me out of silence and into blogging than the first Conference Finals game involving my beloved Chicago Bulls since Michael Jordan dispersed of Reggie Miller in 1998? I feel like I should be honoring everything 1990s right now, so I come to you live, from my house, with a Mountain Dew and Doritos in hand ... and a Michael Jordan Jersey on my back. And, since today is my lone off day before I ship off to Boston at the end of the week, I'll celebrate this pivotal game (is it possible for game one to be pivotal?) with a running blog of my observations. You can thank me later.
7:50 PM - Ernie, Chuck and Kenny are breaking down the Zombie Sonics' victory over Memphis earlier in the day. I went looking for my Supersonics hat earlier today and could not find it. It's likely that I'll have to excavate my old room at my parents house to find it, but I feel like I should at least locate it, although I don't know that I can root for the Zombies over the Mavs. I'm torn here: on the one hand, I loudly proclaimed before last year that Kevin Durant would be the best player of the generation (ahead of LeBron), and I would love to see him attain that title. Additionally, I proclaimed this year (after LeBron decided that he was created to be Riker to Wade's Jean-Luc) that Miami would not be the next powerhouse, but that OKC would take that mantel. So, out of a desire to see both those predictions validated, an OKC western conference title would make me feel good. Still ... it's the Mavericks. I have a Kidd jersey. I have a Mavs hat and Mashburn shirt (courtesy of my Uncle, years ago). And they have Dirk, who is fun to watch, and Cuban, who I wish would have bought the Cubs. I guess on the bright side, I can't really lose no matter who wins the Western Conference Finals. I can't say the same about the East...
7:54 PM - What a final four in the NBA! You have the villains (LeBron, Wade and Bosh ... and if you've forgotten why they are the villains, watch this again to see an intro that would make Vince McMahon blush), aiming to prove that teamwork, balance, and testicular fortitude are no longer precursors to winning in the NBA. You have the veteran team showing unexpected spunk, and playing for keeps (Dallas shocking the Lakers and ending Phil's reign). You have the young team we expected to make the jump (the Oklahoma City Zombies, who proved last year they were ready for the jump in their tough round one loss to Los Angeles). And then you have the young team nobody expected to make the jump this quick, my beloved Bulls. As this year kept on going and I became more and more impressed with the way they played as a team, and with the way which Derrick Rose carried himself. He is a deserving MVP, but we now have the rare situation where the four best players in the league are arguably on the four remaining teams. Exciting times indeed.
8:01 PM - Just had an interview with Joakim Noah, the penultimate "guy you love when he's on your team, but want to punch when he's not on your team." Trust me, when he played at Florida I wanted to punch him, and it wasn't as if I was totally against him. But now that he plays for my team, I love him. He's like Rodman, only sane and not into cross-dressing.
8:03PM - Anyway, back to my previous comment regarding the four best players in the league remaining, I'd break my MVP vote down this way for this season:
- Derrick Rose - nobody expected him, nor his team, to make the jump this year, and they ended up with the best record in the league. After the Bulls knocked out the Hawks in the second round we heard Rose responding to Larry Drew (Hawks coach) as Drew offered encouragement. What did he say? "Yes Sir, thank you Sir." Um ... this is the NBA we're talking about right? I can't even get the high school kids I coach to say thank you sir to the officials consistently. Again, I was wrong, John Paxson was right.
- Dirk Nowitzki - look up Dallas' record with him before his injury, then after he recovered. They would have been the number one overall seed in the NBA without his injury.
- D Wade - He was the clutch member of the team, and, of course, he orchestrated everyone coming to Miami. So he also should be executive of the year.
- Durant - best scorer in the league, most complete offensive game since Bird (combining inside, outside, everything).
8:08 PM - Great job getting the ball inside to Noah, who finishes with a baby hook. Miami comes back with a deep three by Bibby ... not the shot they want, but the shot we want. Bulls weathered the first storm, let's see how Miami does in the halfcourt set.
8:10PM - Bosh draws the foul and makes the shot. Bruce always taught us: if you're going to foul, make damn sure they don't make shot as well. Noah should keep that in mind. Miami 9, Chicago 7.
8:13PM - Carlos Boozer may very well be the x-factor in this series. If he plays like an all-star the Bulls can win, but if he plays like he did for much of the first two rounds the Bulls won't stand a chance. They go to him early tonight, and we'll see how he responds. Mr. Rose has another turnover, and I start to get antsy. Terrible call giving LeBron continuation when he was fouled three steps earlier. Glad to see the officials still don't know how to call a game. Oh, by the way, that was off of yet another Rose turnover.
8:15PM - Boozer scores off a nice pass. He had to use high glass, but didn't get blocked. Baby steps. Wade responds by drawing a foul on Bogans. The Bulls might end up regretting going with the Bogans, Brewer, Korver poo-poo platter instead of making the move for Ray Allen during free agency or O.J. Mayo before the trade deadline. Heat by four. Brewer in.
8:17PM - Awful shot by Deng ... he's been quiet so far, and he can't be. We have our first time out with the Heat up four. It's actually a minor miracle we are only down four when we've turned the ball over half a dozen times already. Thibs better get on the boys during this stoppage of play. We are playing their game, not ours.
8:18PM - My father told me he thought tonight's winner would be the team to take the series. I told him that I felt Miami would win the series, based entirely on me being pessimistic and not having had anything good happen for one of my teams since 1998. Also known as A.J. (after Jordan). We return to play with Craig Sager sporting yet another hideous coat, and with Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" playing in the United Center. Bosh hits a set shot, and Miami increases its' lead. Noah misses on the other side, then picks LeBron's pocket, then Miami stops the Bulls, then scores.
8:21PM - The Bulls are down eight, and are playing super sloppy. Miami is +6 on rebounds right now, but Noah gets an offensive board and kicks it to Deng who hits his shot. Noah goes to the line after drawing a foul on James. As a side note, somewhere along the line I went from loathing Marv Albert to not minding him at all. It's also comforting to have Steve Kerr calling the game ... it's like having a secret agent. Maybe we can get him to come out of retirement to hit a shot since the rest of our team doesn't appear interested in hitting any. Timeout, Miami.
8:24PM - Smitty has returned to the man-cave, and sticking with our 90s motif he has busted out his own Mt. Dew. Indiana weather, as usual, sucks. Rainy and cold all day. It's not like it's mid-May or anything. Miami comes out of a timeout with a shot by Bibby, who hits another shot. When did Bibby's corpse begin playing basketball again? Rose responds, the Wade responds. Kerr tells us that Miami has gone small, playing LeBron at the 4. The Bulls put Taj Gibson in for Boozer.
8:28PM - LeBron picks up foul two, complains to the ref, then gets pulled from the game. Erik Spoelstra has a classic "punch me" face ... Smitty points out he also always looks confused. Steve Kerr "Erik Spoelstra has really shown his hand early." Kerr is pointing this out in regards to him going small. Meanwhile, Wade blatantly double dribbles, which of course the referees don't call. The one thing that always makes me hesitant to care about the NBA is the corrupt nature of the officiating. If you make it through one game without the feeling that the refs are trying to throw it one way or another it's a miracle. Honestly, it is beyond me how they can be this bad, and still be considered professionals.
8:34PM - Michael Jordan + Hitler Mustache = successful commercial (in the minds of some Haynes executive). I'm still fascinated with how this went down. Did Jordan show up with a Hitler 'stache unknowingly? Did he lose a bet and have to do it? Did he do it intentionally to see if someone would stop him? I feel like I'm missing out by not knowing.
8:36PM - Watson to Gibson for two, and the Bulls are down one. Bulls go to the reserves, with all starters except for Deng out. A coach Thibs staple. Watson next leaves a runner short. Ugh. HUGE DUNK by Taj Gibson, drawing a foul on Wade. Remember: Taj Gibson is a rich-man's Carlos Boozer. I honestly think he's better than Boozer. What's scary is there aren't many people who want to argue the point.
8:39PM - When Wade pump fakes you have to stay home... Gibson didn't stay home. Wade goes to the line and give Miami the lead back. I've got to say, I'm a big fan of letting the reserves get a rhythm, and it'll be interesting to see how long Thibs can let the reserves go. Gibson another nice bucket off a nice pass from Deng. Korver comes in for Deng now, and now we have all backups in. This is high risk.
8:42PM - Omar Asik scores inside and draws the foul. I like him by the way. TV timeout. The fact that the Bulls withstood the early storm, their own turnovers, and begin out rebounded early and are now tied with Miami bodes well for this game.
8:44PM - Bulls have their first lead at 30 - 29. LeBron has checked back in, and Wade has checked out. Yet another Bulls turnover. On the bright side the Bulls bench has 12 points already. Miami gets away with an offensive goal tending. Korver misses off a screen, and then the Bulls turn it over again. Boozer and Rose come back in with 7:12 left in the second. Miami has six on the court, but doesn't get the technical. What the hell?
8:49PM - Miami up four, following a defensive 3 second call on the Bulss. Kerr with a good explanation of the rule. Kerr also agrees with me that Heat should have had a technical for the 6 on the court. The officials literally just gave Miami points. Big 3 from the corner for Deng. Bulls are not boxing out well; another second chance 2 for Bosh. Timeout with five minutes left.
8:52PM - Bulls open up with another turnover. I don't know how many we have, but it's got to be close to ten already. Big put back by Boozer after a Noah miss. So far we've seen Chicago play decent defense, but we are getting drawn off on pump fakes a stupid amount of times. LeBron goes to the line again. The crowd in Chicago is quite lively ... making me proud. Rose hits a jumper ... terrible foul call on Korver. LeBron pushes off and it's a foul on Korver?
8:57PM - Deng is playing great right now, and the Bulls tie it on a Noah put back. Deng will need to be Pippen to Rose's Jordan if the Bulls are going to win this series. Carrying that analogy to its' end, we have the following:
- Rose = Jordan
- Deng = Pippen
- Noah = Rodman
- Bogans = Harper
- Boozer = Longley?
9:04PM - HUGE turnover by Noah. The Bulls are making Bosh look like he's worth the money. That's the first time that has happened this year. The Noah turnover ended up being a six point swing. That's awful. Rose only shooting jumpers has led to him getting only two free throw attempts today. He's going to need to get to the line much more than that. Three fouls on Bosh is promising, but LeBron "shockingly" has been allowed to play every bit as physical without getting his third foul. Deng hits two free throws. Miami calls a timeout with 18.1 seconds left in the half to draw up the last shot.
9:08PM - James hits a shot with five seconds left, and the bulls get a chance to respond, but Rose barely has a handle on it. Tied at the half. Lovely. This halftime break will be sponsored by the Subway on my corner, which I will now walk to and get a footlong spicy Italian. Subway. Eat Fresh.
9:35PM - And ... we're back. With a stomach full of Subway. Noah pads his stats with a rebound and put back. Bulls lead by one after four minutes have passed in the third. I can't believe that we've allowed Bosh to score 21 tonight. Weak defensive performance inside. James hits an MJ-like fade away. Kareem's sky-hook, MJ's fade, Hakeem's dream shake ... the most difficult to defend shots of my lifetime.
9:40PM - Marv, Kerr and Miller are having a long discussion about LeBron and Wade signing with Chicago this summer and how "close" it was. Meanwhile, Keith Bogans hits a corner three, putting the Bulls up five. Rose takes a hard fall after missing a fast break layup. Noah ran the fast break by the way. Like he dribbled it up. Impressive. Rose hits both his free throws.
9:42PM - Time out by Miami. Erik Spolestra would like you to know Miami's players care about this game. They are all crying in the huddle right now. Crying ok? That's how much this means to them. In other news, I have a major issue with Hyundai "guaranteeing" a set resale price for their cars. Since when is fixing prices a part of a capitalist society?
9:45PM - I think WGU Indiana, an online "college," is actually "Mitch Daniels University." Which means you will be taught in the fine arts of "outsourcing highway management so that the roads are not maintained and the state does not experience the profit you promise," "cutting all critical social services below the federal reimbursement level, then skim that difference off the top," and "see how much profit you can turn for the state while screwing over everyone else." In other news, a Mitch Daniels nomination for president would have Obama tap dancing with joy.
9:48PM - The Bulls have quietly extended their lead to nine, while the officials decide that it has been too much of a good thing for the Bulls, so they call a foul on Deng which replays clearly show was not a foul. Keith Bogans then shoots, and misses again. Deng makes it up by forcing the ball off LeBron's foot. No foul there Tim Donaghy?
9:50PM - Why is Keith Bogans shooting so much? Three possessions out of five have been Bogans misses. Great defense on James by Gibson, then Rose and Wade exchange baskets. Bulls by six.
9:53PM - Deng with a big three, then more tough D on James, while Wade also gets shut down. This current group (Brewer, Deng, Rose, Noah, Gibson) is very long, and contests shots well. I like it. A lot. Miami has 7.3 seconds left in the quarter, and Wade goes to the bench.
9:56PM - I hate the Sager interviews at the start of the quarters. You miss the first play every time. Couldn't we do them audio only? Thibs needs to get Rose a break here early in the fourth. Asik is in for Noah.
10:00PM - Two big plays in a row by Asik just challenging the shots. And then he dunks it and draws the foul. LeBron answers with a 3. Watson in for Rose. This is a big sequence, and Deng follows his shot. The Bulls are doing great on the offensive glass, this half in particular. It's heartening to see that they have reestablished themselves there. Big steal by Brewer who will get two shots plus the ball.
10:03PM - The Bulls are now up 12, and they have pulled it back up again with the bench players out on the court. Wade, Bosh and James are back in for Miami. Brewer dunks it; Bulls up 14, and Miami calls a quick time out. This has been the Bulls M.O. all year: the bench gets it done. If they can finish this out over the last nine minutes this would be an unbelievably huge first game. Right now the Bulls look like they are on a different plane. They have the look of a team that loves playing together and doesn't care who gets it done, just that it gets done. Miami, conversely, looks quite disheveled.
10:06PM - Spolestra "if you are real about winning this game." Not good if the coach doesn't know if his team is real about winning a game. Somehow the Bulls keep getting 7'1" Omar Asik switched onto James, and he keeps James in front. big three by Watson. Bosh responds with an "and one."
10:10PM - Rose and Noah back in ... Deng gets a three to roll in. It's nice when the ball bounces your way. James kicks to Chalmers to respond for 3. Smitty observes "if they (Chicago) can grind teams down like this they are going to win." It's a good observation, because this game has gone that way. The first half Chicago didn't play great, but held close. Their bench closed the gap to allow them to keep the game close, and then pull ahead. Boozer back in, Bulls by 14 with 6:30 left.
10:11PM - following a turnover by Boozer Miami cuts the lead to 12. Rose responds on cue. Bosh is fouled inside, and there is a TV timeout.
10:14PM - We return to the game with the score Chicago 90 - Miami 76. There is 5:35 left in the quarter, with Bosh at the line. The Bulls are 9 of 19 from 3. That won't hold through the entire series, but Rose won't be this ineffective at getting to the line either, so it should balance out. Bosh makes both free throws. James just complained and got a call changed from a foul on him to a foul on Chalmers. Cute.
10:18PM - Boozer has 14 points and 9 rebounds. We'd take that every game. Gibson will check in for defensive purposes, but Boozer has had a solid game thus far. Bosh is at the line again, and he cuts the Bulls lead to 12.
10:20PM - Korver knocks down a timely three to extend the lead to fifteen. It's great to see him hit a shot; that will be important as the series progresses. Wade responds by tossing the ball to Deng. The fans get loud; they can feel it. D-Rose to the hoop. Bulls by 17.
10:22PM - Trailer for the new Cameron Diaz movie has the following dialogue:
"LeBron will never be Jordan, call me when he has six titles"
"Is that your only argument?"
"IT'S THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED!!!"
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Amen
10:24PM - Under four minutes now, and Noah is showing some fire. Miami is running a slow offense, conceding the game. Udonis Haslem is in to get some garbage minutes. 21 for Deng, with great defense, passing and rebounding. Pippen-esqe if you ask me. Time to pull the starters; Bulls up 19 with 2:14 left. Thibs begins pulling on cue. Rose is out; all the starters follow.
10:30PM - The crowd is chanting "over-rated" at Miami. Even Ronnie Brewer is knocking down jumpers. The Bulls have gone on a 44-22 run to end this game. Emphatic dunk by the Rich Man's Carlos Boozer: Taj Gibson. Emphatic win by the Bulls. Even Reggie Miller says "I have been to the mountain top." One down. Three more to go. Class on Wednesday will hold me back a bit, but I think I'll be able to see it. The Mad House on Madison is back baby. I'm smiling about as much as you can.
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